Category Archives: funny stories

How Wheelbarrows Give Birth

The Animal Whisperer witnessed (and titled) this event: In the womb. Wow!  From this angle, she hardly looks pregnant! I do believe her water broke and she’s definitely dropped a little.  Better head to the hospital. The baby started coming … Continue reading

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9 Reasons I Like Living In The Country

1.  People wave at you when they drive by.  You don’t even know them. 2.  They sell death wholesale to the public. 3.  The locals tell you a country block equals a quarter mile. 4.  There’s no line at the Walmart … Continue reading

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24 Hour Flu

I’m recovering from the 24 hour stomach flu, which, while in the throes of it and on the climb back out of the depths of sickness, I’ve had some really odd thoughts.  Having all the fluids drained from your body … Continue reading

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Cold Weather Flies

The way I see it, there are two distinct fly seasons.  The long, drawn out, hot and often muggy summer fly season where there are zillions of flies that seem to spawn from nowhere and the short but disgusting cold-weather … Continue reading

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The Broncos and Breeding – uncut

September brings two things, Broncos season and Breeding season.  For either form of entertainment, you can sit on the sidelines and watch.  Both are rather action packed. Around the time Broncos season kicks up, Lucy, Canela, Snowflake and MaryAnn are … Continue reading

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Introducing The Goatee Lady!

(My friend Libby is in the hospital.  Hopefully this will generate some healing laughter for her.  Please click on the donate link to the right to make a donation to the Libby Fund to help her and her family with … Continue reading

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Poop Bags.

There is an odd phenomenon occurring daily on a trail near you. After you indulge me for the next 5 minutes, it will leap out at you from below a bush, tucked under a rock or even perched atop a fencepost.  The poop … Continue reading

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