I know you’ve been thinking about getting a rototiller, right?
Just in time to dress it up like a scarecrow for Halloween? Or, maybe you could decorate it with hay bales and pumpkins right after you till all of your raked up leaves and compost into the garden to break down over the winter. Think of all the black plastic garbage bags you’ll keep from going to the dump!
You might even decide some Sunday before football that you’ll go surprise your elderly neighbor and till his garden too. And, you’ll decide it’s so much fun that you’ll just keep tilling down the street, garden by garden, until your neighbors make you dinner and send you home. It’ll only be then that you’ll realize you were out doing so many good deeds that you actually missed watching football.
Which is no problem, because one your of single, cute, football loving neighbors recorded it and invited you over for dinner tomorrow night to watch the one you missed. And then she asked you out on a date.
Who knew a rototiller could be so romantic?
You know you need it.
You know you want it.
It’s only $200.
– The Goat Cheese Lady, 719-651-9819
P.S. 92% of the proceeds go toward our move. The other 8% is for administrative costs (i.e. goat feed).