Skin Care: Take 1.

(I wrote this yesterday morning)

Craig Coffey called last week.  He left a message.  Then I left him one.  Then he left me one.  The I left him one.  About 3 or 4 more rounds of tag and we finally talked.  Yesterday.

And, the results of our conversation, which I’ll reveal in a few days, means that I have some serious acne reduction to be carried out before Monday.  That’s five days.  Monday is the 6th day.  But since I want my skin to be glowing and zit free by 9 am Monday, that’s really only 5 days.

Which is why I’m typing this with honey on my face.  It’s been on my face for 20 minutes.

And it’s also why I scrubbed my face with goat’s milk and nutmeg for 5 minutes last night.

And it’s why I’m also going to steam my face over a pot of really hot rosemary infused water for 10 minutes sometime today.

And, why I’m going to scrub my face again with baking soda and distilled water sometime tomorrowish.  There could be egg and lemon and salt involved, at times.

And, it’s why I have become A HUGE FAN OF CRUNCHY BETTY.

I don’t like using chemically stuff on my face.  I’ve had acne since birth (pretty close, at least) am a Picker (I feel like I’m at an AA meeting.  Hi.  My name is Lindsey and I’m a picker.)  and have tried everything from Accutane to antibiotics to diets to exercise to yoga to cutting my fingernails really short to attempting to ignore it to trying to Secret it away. 

Everything except cutting off my hands (my dear husband’s suggestion last night) and putting food on my face.

So, in lieu of cutting off my hands, I’ll go for food.  On my face.

Yikes. The picture is a little blurry.

Now, as for last night’s experience, I ground 1/2 Tbsp fresh nutmeg

Ooooo. Another blurry one.

…and mixed it with 1 Tbsp fresh goat’s milk.  Then, I stood over the bathroom sink and massaged it in for 5 or so minutes.  And dripped.  And dripped.  And licked my arm.  And noticed that in the sink, there was what looked like a light layer of splattered throw up.  That’s what nutmeg and milk look like.  But, you really can lick your arm.  You can’t do that with Oxyclean.

However, I smelled more like some kind of men’s deodorant.  At first, I thought I might smell like a Christmas Cookie or something.  But, no.  The pungent odor of freshly ground nutmeg (which I happened to have thanks to my friend, Angelita), is 42 times stronger than your typical cookie.  Especially when it’s on your face.

BUT.  It was pretty amazing.  I rinsed it off with warm distilled water and voila!  I was stunning!  OK.  My opinion.  But, really, my skin was smooth, soft and just felt better.  And, out of habit from using things like Sea Breeze when I was in Junior High, I had my lips pinched together the whole time so there’d be no chance of it leaking into my mouth. 

Until I realized…it’s food!!! 

Now.  As for the honey.  It’s still on my face.  And, the only dangers of that are getting a phone call.  You have to hold the phone away from your face, but then you sort of forget and you get it too close and you get honey on it.  And in your hair.  It’s OK though.  Just lick it.

But, now, after about an hour of it on my face, and my husband asking me if it’s hot in here, because I sure look like I’m sweating a lot (he’s terribly supportive at times like these), I’ll be going to wash it off.  It’s getting to the point where it’s getting kind of itchy.  Like when you have a Mary Kay mask on and it’s getting too dry and all you want to do is use a little bit of your fingernail to itch it, but you try not to, and your eyes start watering.

Well…it’s food!!!! 

Scratch the itch, then lick your finger!  Not bad for a day at the salon!

Oh, and also, no need for an eyelid lifts for any of you who are thinking of it.  Just put honey on your eyelids.  They’ll stick open.  Your eyes do dry out a little though.

–  The Goat Cheese Lady

P.S.  “Vanity killed the cat.”  Quote for the previously mentioned supportive husband.


About The Goat Cheese Lady

I am Lindsey. At first I was a city girl. Then I was an urban farmgirl, attempting to balance city and farm life. Now, after moving to the country, I have embarked on life as a rural farmgirl, complete with my husband, the Animal Whisperer, man of exceptional knowledge and patience, two boys who are louder than my sister and I ever were, a herd of milking goats, and a flock of egg-laying chickens. Coyotes, mice, country dogs and prairie dogs are frequent visitors. Just 45 minutes north is Colorado Springs, the setting for our first six years in the goat world. Our family. Our city friends. Our introduction to cheesemaking. But we...and our growing farm and soon-to-be creamery...have set up shop down off of Highway 115 in Penrose, Colorado.
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4 Responses to Skin Care: Take 1.

  1. Ginger says:

    I have tears from laughing! Listen I am also a lifer and a card holding member of PPA.
    Take my advise as someone who now is in Menopause, the best thing, is to be always in some state of peal. Clearasil Ultra Rapid Action pads with salicylic acid and Reviva labs 10% glycolic acid cream. I price compare in town the reviva cream with Be very careful when you start out! You could end up very red faced if you leave the cream on too long in the beginning! I hope I catch you on the morning show! Hey did you know they can film you with a beautifyer filter? I did hear that somewhere…… Hope ALL went well!

    • Ginger, It went well yesterday…I still haven’t seen it though! I’m waiting for the online version to be out tomorrow. You should try! She’s putting a new book out about Acne and Oily skin that sounds like it will help ALOT without having to buy medicine or chemicals!!!

      • Abi says:

        Lindsey- Did you buy the book? Was it worth it?

        • TOTALLY WORTH IT!!! For 7.99 and to have all of the ideas she has all over her blog in one easy to reference book is amazing. I haven’t had time to go through all of her posts, so I had no idea about ALL of the things I could do to help my skin! The book is fast reading and a great reference tool. I TOTALLY RECOMMEND IT! Enjoy it if you buy it!

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