Until my visit to a coffee shop the other day.
Next to my Grande Chai (that my sister so generously spent half of her gift card on) this was on the bar:
A Venus Fly Trap.
A fly eating plant.
A plant. That eats meat?
I have some comments about that. What defines meat?
Pork, beef, chicken…stuff like that.
Since when are flies considered Carne? Meat? Edible?
The barista reported that the other barista has been raising carniverous plants since he was four. Now, he’s six.
Or maybe 24ish.
But back to the fly/meat/carnivore issue. Does that mean if you feed a carnivorous plant a steak…it’ll eat it?
But, if you were a fly….wouldn’t those teeth deter you from landing in the mouth of your destructor?
Must notta worked for that guy. That little grayish brownish buggish looking thing there.
Musta been dinner.
– The Goat Cheese Lady